5. The Low Down
Shopping with children can be difficult at the best of times. And in Walmart, we’ve seen some pretty unusual ways parents have found to control their children. There’ve been pictures of everything from leashes to handcuffs, but we don’t think we’ve even seen anything like this before.
These two ladies don’t seem to be too concerned that their young son has decided to take a load off in the under compartment of their shopping cart. What is he doing? Licking the floor? Looking for loose change? Kids in trollies are not unusual but this position seems to be an accident just waiting to happen. Perhaps he needs a sugar boost – maybe grab him one of those Cokes? Let’s leave them and move on, we’ve still got plenty to see.
4. The Hair Thing
I don’t know who I feel sorrier for in this picture. The poor customer service representative who will eventually have to assist this lady or the woman standing behind her who looks as if she is biting her phone to stop herself from laughing out loud. I mean really, have you ever seen anything like this? Only in Walmart, that’s for sure.
Let’s start with the obvious questions – what is that? It cannot, surely, be just one hairpiece am I right? And what would drive you to wear something like this? Long hair is pretty, but this... it looks like something could be living inside it! Doesn’t it get caught up in everything? I don’t even want to think of the fire hazard or about accidentally bumping into her.
3. Are Those Shoes Or Weapons?
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder you spot this around the corner. What’s your next move going to be? Do you stand and watch and wait for her to inevitably fall flat on her face? Of course you do! The question is, do you help her up before or after you laugh?
You’ve got to give credit where’s it’s due – this gal is not lacking confidence at all. There are not many people who would have the guts to put these shoes (or weapons) on and then go out shopping. I can only imagine the expressions on the other shoppers' faces when she walks by them, towering over everything like an awkward giraffe.
2. Hillbilly Heaven
Just when it thought it was over – there’s this thing. Remember that truck that the hillbilly cannibals drove in those Wrong Turn movies? You thought it was just a movie vehicle, didn’t you? Well here’s proof that it survived and now seems to have taken on a life of its own.
How do you even start turning a car into something like this? What are the thought processes that a person would run through? Are there even any thought processes? What are you trying to say when you drive this? I mean the skins and skulls are one thing but the taxidermy animals just take it to a whole new level. Do you think he would even notice if he hit something now? Or would it just add more flavor?
1. Too Hot For You
While this person (again, not sure if it’s a guy or girl) contemplates the cabbages we can get a good look at their outrageous outfit. It’s not the sort of thing that you or I would wear to do our weekly shopping but at least it provides coverage. Something which is severely lacking in most Walmart fashion fails! It’s also been carefully coordinated so you have to give the person credit for that. At least they took the time to decide what to wear. The furry boots are a perfect match for the white jacket and they’ve taken care to add a belt to those sexy red pants. Again, at least they have pants on! And if they suddenly need to participate in a dance contest you know they’ll be bringing it in that getup.